at least it's an ethos...

themattsmith asked: I swear, all the Wonder Pets do is fuck with natural selection and return children to their criminally inattentive parents.

i have no idea what prompted the positing of this, but i will add that the other thing they do is work some voodoo where a grown-ass man wanders around in the middle of his workday repeating “what’s gonna work? teamwork!” in his head or nearly says “this is sewious!” on an already uncomfortable conference call.