January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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tomorrow will mark the celebration of my blushing...
do show her some love if you can.  she deserves it. spanks!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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if your recipe calls for italian dressing or box...
it’s not a fucking recipe.  get that shit off of the internet and put it back into a church cook book.
Dec 29th
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so, is transabled like people who wear glasses but...
cause i wanna punch all them motherfuckers in the face.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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It should be required that all computers and...
nebraska-admiral: When they don’t, it completely ruins my (admittedly terrible) organizational system. 
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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bread pudding recipe requests -
my yeast rolls didn’t quite rise today (due to old yeast, i think) and i want to turn them into a bread pudding but i’ve no experience with this dish.  the paula dean recipe looks most promising, but i’ll take any other suggestions or pearls of wisdom you kids have to offer. spanks in advance.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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working vacation -
i have a professional twitter account that i update fairly frequently with facts about polymers, processing, & function.  honestly, i think i may be one of the only people doing this in my field - lots of olds hanging about, so they don’t quite get the social networking. anyway, i wanted to do a holiday break update that related to polymers and i’m currently working on a batch of...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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watching a diners, drive ins, & dives marathon -
and i know that there is a lot of internet hate for guy fieri, but really - what’s not to like about the guy other than that hair and the glasses on the back of his head?  he’s pretty likeable, gets along with everyone, and fun to watch. i know there have been some accusations regarding his views on gays and jews, but taking his television personality at face value and you only hate...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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wild goose chase -
is it poor parenting to send your child to search his room for something that isn’t there so that you can enjoy the last of your bottle of day-drunk wine in peace? or am i simply clever?
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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do you guys have any idea how hard it is to...
it’s tough, but i’ve got moxie.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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resurrection rolls →
a fun recipe to teach kids about ritual burial! with gems like: Wrap the marshmallow in the crescent roll cloth, pinching the dough together securely. This represents how they wrapped Jesus’ body. Put the rolls in the oven (symbolizing the tomb) and bake for 12 minutes. you really should see the whole thing.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
and i failed to mention earlier
the incredible unfucking jessica did in the catch-all spare bedroom. we make a pretty great team.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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mohandasgandhi: I wonder if people understand that the overwhelming majority of Arab-Americans are Christian (not Muslim) and that only about a quarter of American Muslims are actually Arabs. It does not appear soooo…. BUT 100% of religious folks are deluded.
Dec 21st
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GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU, SIX!
so glad you’re back!
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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whose leg do i have to hump to get in on a tumblr...
is there a tumblr buddies for craft brews? if no, can we form one right now? if so, can i play too?
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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seriously -
flipboard makes google reader infinitely more palatable.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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chickenshit -
we are hiding in bed to avoid the inevitable “are you going to church with us?” cryfest from my family. before you ask, they do know my position, but still pray for us incessantly and are ever hopeful for my backslidden soul because they are good baptists. plus, really, who wants to see their grandmother cry?
Dec 18th