February 2010
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Fuck You
Slippery When Wet still holds up.
January 2010
“They’re coming back to get us!”
– Tommy
“That’s the kind of redneck shit you run into down there.”
– Suterererer
“So, all of a sudden I woke up and someone threw a turd at me.”
– Sutererer
what the Muslims invented:
the wheel
the tape measure
the plastic bowl
(campfire conversations)
honestly-
i’m so drunk. we are sitting around the fire talking about old shit. i love this.
wait
that looks like vegetables on the grill. where’s the meat? put some fucking meat on there!
i didn’t get here until 12:40. you better check that shit.
in missouri
there is snow and everyone is driving like an asshole.
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apoplecticskeptic asked: What is this "mani-pedi" you mention? Does it involve harming a defenseless bear?
Are you webcasting any of your debauchery?
Are you webcasting any of your debauchery?
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: will you be wearing the veil this weekend? also, what beers will you be drinking while you're there?
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now back to your regularly scheduled cabin...
we have to split wood when we arrive in order to get the fire going and we have broken at least one splitting maul handle every year. turns out that the biggest guy who should have the easiest time splitting wood, also has neither depth perception or hand-eye coordination.
i’m lucky i haven’t chopped my foot off.
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nowihaveablog-deactivated201006 asked: A wild game question...
Did you know that every animal has enough brain matter to tan its own hide?
Did you know that every animal has enough brain matter to tan its own hide?
anothermommyblog asked: Cabin bound beer of choice?
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toss the monkey a banana →
help me make it through the next 3 hours. acceptable questions will relate to:
beer
drunkenness
wild game
chili
the cabin
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“…god’s nipple chimes.”
– danielholter
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you know what the second best thing about the...
talking about the cabin.
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this weekend shall be so manly
that i didn’t even put on deoderant this morning.
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it's like christmas morning
but instead of presents, i get beer and bromance.
the dog used to come along
on our cabin excursions. but 3 years ago he got into a brick of rat poison and we had to take him 40 miles into the city to a vet. buzzkill.
so he had to stay home last year. :-(
he’s getting too old anyway and he has bad knees - the excitement might put him over the edge.
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cabin checklist
beer
chili cooker
beans & dried peppers
water
thermals
aleve
boots
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sistermarymartha
where the hell were you before tumblarity left us? all of a sudden i’ve got old shit popping up. much love.
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t-31 hours
‘til i crack a beer in the missouri back-country and eat the flesh of small woodland creatures. fried.
goddammit, i’m excited!
l3fan-o-rama asked: is meanmrmustard a genius for asking himself questions?
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China's plastics imports grow 45% in 2009, hitting... →
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Verona Approves Wisconsin's first Chinese Language... →
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Serendipity in the Realm of Science →
Young researchers at DuPont, engaged in attempts to fabricate artificial silk in 1930s, were horsing around when their supervisors were away by running along the hallways while drawing long threads of polyester using straws and sticks. At one point, they figured out that by stretching the polymer, the molecules may become reoriented and thus may adopt a solid structure. So they went back to...