February 2012
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Ice Fishing Year 2:
[ ] Beer (cans)
[ ] Jig pole
[ ] Blanket
[ ] Pillow
[ ] Snow pants
[ ] Snow boots
[ ] Thermals
[ ] Extra socks
[ ] Flashlight
[ ] Headlamp
[ ] Gloves (winter & cut resistant)
[ ] Ground beef
[ ] Ground pork
[ ] Cream
[ ] Soy sauce
[ ] Panko
[ ] Potatoes
[ ] Beef stock
[ ] Bourbon
[ ] Butter
[ ] Milk
[ ] Biscuit mix
[ ] Buttermilk
[ ] Shortening
[...
losingmyhopeinhumanity:
You guys should ask L3Fan-o-Rama what ow! means to him :)
hey!
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themattsmith:
thekelsmith:
hugeinjapan:
l3fan-o-rama:
themattsmith:
l3fan-o-rama replied to your post: And to think I almost forgot the fluorocarbon leaders for the tip-ups
you’re on the hook to show us a good time.
There’s a lot on the line, I know.
i just hope bill doesn’t pull the old bait & switch.
I’m worried I’ll be a fish out of water.
Is anyone surprised that I am...
themattsmith:
l3fan-o-rama replied to your post: And to think I almost forgot the fluorocarbon leaders for the tip-ups
you’re on the hook to show us a good time.
There’s a lot on the line, I know.
i just hope bill doesn’t pull the old bait & switch.
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fancy night out, pizza hut, western kentucky,...
waitress: what do y'all want to drink?
mom: coke.
waitress: what kind?
mom: pepsi for me.
me: mountain dew, please.
waitress: comin' right up.
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The Title of this Blog Post:
Subtitled with a bloated description of the thing that is wrong with said title, and followed up by a rather long list of ways, means, and methods for correcting it.
“Mystery Science Theater 3000 inhabits a special place in entertainment history:...”
– aberjona: Things I did not know in my 30s that I know now (not a continuing series)
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Watchwhat do you do when you find 3ft of coax? jump rope (ish).
some sort of irritant under the eyelid -
ointment for 7 days and we should be good. excellent.
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good fucking morning:
- flight cancelled
- rebook on new airline, new layover, same arrival
- i can’t wait to see jessica & wyatt
- profit
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watching swamp people on history -
never seen it before, but this may be my new favorite show. it combines all of the best elements of american idol & the voice with none of the singing or critique and 100% more gator killin’. win / win.
We live in a world of evolving micro-niches
themattsmith:
I wish cultural criticism would follow suit and start to tend toward “I don’t get this, because this is not FOR me” instead of “I don’t like this, so this is BAD”.
i don’t understand this post. IT SUCKS!
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all of this MIA flipping the bird talk reminded me...
a few weeks back i was chatting with a polish lady who works on our production floor. her english is generally stellar, which makes this particularly funny.
she described how one of the engineers had caused some issues with her machine by adding on a new piece of equipment and she said
“he made me so mad that i fingered him!”
and then lifted her middle finger. i obviously...
I'll bet a dollar to a donut
idontgetrunnershigh:
I just heard someone say that and wanted to say, “that sounds like some sweet action, I want in”
there are a lot of holes in that theory.
I woke up excited for tonight's Buffalo wings
me too! they’ve been thawing in the fridge since friday, taunting me with their potential.
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“1. Hand the child over to his mother.
Your kid just got third-degree road rash...”
– How To Care For A Bleeding Child : Drew Magary (via themattsmith)
already been there and this is 1000% true.
You know what I would do for $1?
kataroo:
Tag SOMEONE ELSE’S post. Wouldn’t it be great if you could pay a dollar and highlight someone’s post with a sticker that says “RACIST” or “HOMOPHOBE” or “I HATE WOMEN” or “NICE GUY? LOL” so everyone can see it?
And then Tumblr could charge the OP TWO DOLLARS to remove the tag/sticker thing.
BOOM. Money.
sdotmarymartha:
Well, I met Jenna Jameson today.
i’m curious what her thoughts on the komen fiasco were?
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l3fan's got opinions, too -
i’m not sure that there are political motivations behind any of these pretty pink-laden items. manufacturers see an inexpensive way to slap a little color on something to reach a potentially new market segment. komen takes a share. everybody wins.
like many things in this modern life we’ve built for ourselves, the end is money. in this case the means are pink and their are side...
The Callus: I Don't Care About Poor People Either →
thecallus:
A brief meditation on middle-class moral failure.
I don’t care about poor people.
Which is to say: I don’t live among them. Like too many white people on the internet, I live in a cozy suburb where their problems never become my problems. My problems are all of the “first-world” variety.
My…
this. basically.
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first exam of the semester -
i always forget how i miss that feeling of 48 eyeballs periodically burning a hole through your skull with their hate.
themattsmith asked: I swear, all the Wonder Pets do is fuck with natural selection and return children to their criminally inattentive parents.
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“The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty...”
– St. Augustine (DeGenesi ad Litteram, Book II, xviii, 37)
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January 2012
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americastestkitchen:
Cooking Tip of the Day: Unlike all-purpose, whole-wheat flour has both bran & germ. This inhibits gluten development and results in denser bread.
this is an interesting polymer physics problem. think of gluten molecules as a single link in one of these expanding sphere toys - the more links, the larger the sphere becomes. the same holds true for gluten encapsulated...
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